Thursday, March 20, 2025

 Welcome back, to the 36th edition of Michael and Corey's

Final Four Extravaganza!!


 This is Jamie B in a British pub watching last year's March Madness with friends

Despite the aforementioned DOGE cuts decimating our office staff and greatly affecting our recruiting efforts, the Extravaganza Organizing Committee would like to welcome newcomers Dan McG, Brian K, and Jamie B to the mix. While we have gotten off to a bit of a bumpy start this year because of some 19-year old DOGE kids roaming our halls threatening to fire us if we didn't give them access to all Ganzans private information, one anesthetized Ganzan submitting picks for all to see (David G!), and another Ganzan submitting picks that included two teams in one bracket (and another not even in the tournament(!)), we finally have everyone's picks posted for all to print out. Just click on the Picks Page, as usual. And thank you Lisa L for helping with this despite being let go.

This is Laura I. She is spouting falsehoods about the Ganza. 

While the fake media has been parroting DOGE's claims of fraud and abuse here at the Ganza offices, don't believe everything you hear. The only actual fraud we've come across was 2021 champion Dave B trying to weasel his way into this year's festivities by paying only $20. Our auditors caught him before they were let go in the name of increased efficiency. Rest assured our recently fired staff will be filing a lawsuit against the administration for illegally sending them on their way. We hope to have them reinstated before the tournament concludes. 

Good luck to everyone, and enjoy this year's festivities!

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