Down goes Arkansas! Down go 8 Ganzans!

This is John C. His #10 Razorbacks folded down the stretch to #3 Texas Tech.

In a game that allowed a number of Ganzans to live another day, #3 Texas Tech made a furious late game/overtime comeback to knock off the tournament's last biggest cinderella story. 

This is Carl S, another cinderella story...

After all was said and done Thursday night, 8 Ganzans bit the dust, including the likes of last year's champ Hannah S, Tracy W, Extravaganza organizing committee co-chair and 3-time former champ ('93,'95,'12) Corey W, Lucy/Anabelle, 2-time former champ ('98, '00) Trevor G 2, 3-time former champ Andrew C ('99, '10, '19), never champs Mo/Lucas, and Frank G. Maybe next year... losers.

With not a lot of upsets so far this year, we still have 7 people with all four of their teams left, and 17 of the 35 of us still alive. Expect more carnage tomorrow.

This is Pete H. He is not an incompetent idiot. He is super qualified to be running a gov't agency.

In a late breaking scandal, it was revealed that Pete H shared classified information regarding the fix being in and who was gonna win tonight's Sweet Sixteen games on a public messaging app. By using an unsecured app to share such information, it allowed Russia, and anyone else listening in, to place huge bets on the games in Las Vegas, practically bankrupting every casino in town. As this was one of the biggest dipshit moves in our country's history, all the biggest Vegas bookies are now calling on Pete H to resign in disgrace. When reached for comment, the shameless Pete H had this to say, "Despite the White House confirming it an hour ago, I deny there was any classified information leaked. Whoever said there was must be a fake journalist. Excuse me for a moment... Somebody get me another drink!" 

When the President was later asked if he would fire Pete H for his gross negligence, he responded, "I know nothing about it. There's a basketball tournament going on? What's a public messaging app? Is there anything in it for me?"