Saturday, March 22, 2025

George Foreman Special Edition!

Down goes Gonzaga! S family takes a hit.


This is George F at the Rumble in the Jungle, Kinshasa, Zaire 1974

Midwest Region #1 seed Houston avoided falling victim to #8 Gonzaga'a rope-a-dope tactics, sending three members of the S family (Michael S, Jack S, & Natalie S) on to Sunday with one less team standing. Reached postgame for comment, young 2-time past champ Jack S had this to say, "This is BS! Wait, my dad isn't gonna read this, is he? Anyway, now I only have #1 Auburn and #2 Alabama left. If I'm not already mathematically eliminated, I'm sure I will be soon. I hate the Ganza!" To which this reporter simply reminded the 11-year old sore loser that being a past champ obligates him to keep participating forever. 

Grilling magnate George F celebrates #2 St John's upset loss
In Saturday's biggest upset, John Calipari's #10 Arkansas knocked off Rick Pitino's #2 St John's. No less than 11 Ganzans had St John's. A few others lost out when #3 Wisconsin, #4 Texas A&M, and #7 UCLA went down. There are now 10 Ganzans with only two teams left, and 16 with all their teams still intact. Sunday will be a big day, determining the Sweet Sixteen and likely knocking out our first batch of participants. 

Lastly, R.I.P. George Foreman


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