Sweet 16

 Bye bye, Oregon!!

Oregon players swarming an Arizona player. They are losers.

In the first of two exciting games in Seattle today, #4 Maryland hit a buzzer beater to send #12 Colorado St packing. In the second game, #4 Arizona knocked off #5 Oregon in a tight match. Oregon coach Dana Altman had this to say at his postgame press conference, "Well, I don't like the fact all my players are in the locker room crying. Unfortunately, they are a bunch of whiners. Losers, plain and simple. I am embarrassed to be their coach."

Meanwhile, no less than seven Ganzans bit the dust Sunday. Past champions Michael S ('90), Jack S ('14 & '23), Ellen D ('92 & '16), and Goose ('09) were joined by Rose F 2, Susana C, and Brian K as our first casualties. As reality began to set in, Oregon resident Goose had this to say, "First, parts of my cybertruck start peeling and falling off and they recall it. Next, my all time idol Leon Musk turns out to be a racist asshole nazi idiot fascist who is trying to wreck our government and steal all our money. And finally, Louisville, St Mary's and Memphis all fail to show up for March Madness. This is the worst week of my life. At least I'm white, so I know I won't be deported to an El Salvadoran prison... as long as I don't protest at a Tesla dealership or get a tattoo anyway." 

This is Pam B. She is "the president's attorney", but will protect us too... not!

Some quick stats:

12 Ganzans still have all their teams

Someone has 15 of the Sweet 16 teams left 

Nobody has #10 Arkansas 

A couple of us are on the rocks and hoping for a miracle... Tracy W & Andrew C(!)

Anything can happen, and fast!