We have a Champ!!
This is Trevor G. His finger is stuck like that.
It is with gritted teeth and great disgust we crown Trevor G and his unimaginitive four #1 seeded picks this year's Final Four Extravaganza Champion. As a now 3-time champion, Trevor G joins the exclusive club of Corey W, Andrew C, and Ed L in the Extravaganza Ring of Honor. When asked how he felt about his historic victory, Trevor G had this to say, "By my calculations, it was time, and I was due. Given that 2008 was the only other time this ever happened, it just made total sense. Frankly, I'm surprised none of the rest of you idiots chose those four teams. There are benefits to being a stable genius. And that LA Frank G, I don't now what the hell he was talking about, but if he thinks he's stealing this title, he's got another thing coming."
It has been announced that Leon M will be giving away $1 million prizes to people who voted for him for president and who are willing to sign over access to all their personal information. The process of closing down the Extravaganza, dethroning Trevor G and all past champions, and replacing them with 36-time champ LA Frank G will then begin. When asked why, he responded, "There has been a long history of fraud, abuse, lies and waste at the Ganza. We will root it out and save taxpayers billions of dollars. We will then turn around and give huge tax breaks to billionaires. Poor people and the masses don't need government subsidies, I do!"
We are sad to see you go
With another year of the Extravaganza behind us, we would like to thank both our new and long running dedicated participants. We couldn't do it without you. Sniffle, sniffle.
And, if you are one of the deadbeats who hasn't paid yet, SEND IN YOUR MONEY!!
Until next year... au revoir!



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