Ganza starts with a whimper... 

This is a whimpering dog after watching the first round of March Madness

After a fairly tame first round of the tournament Thursday and Friday, the waters are still calm. Did we have a few people lose a team here or there and get to slash them off the list with our sharpies? Yes. Did Rose F really take 13 seeded Yale? Unbelievably, yes. Did Goose actually lose TWO teams already? Yes. Is he already knocked out? No. He still has St Mary's, and too many teams nobody has are still alive. Are we hoping for many more upsets this weekend? YES!!!!

This is Marco R. He is a tool.

In other news, the world is on fire, and weak ass clowns like Marco R are part of the problem. 

Let's hope for a more eventful weekend...