Let the joyous news be spread
(....and the festivities begin!)
Lorenzo Romar has been fired!!
The AP is reporting that mere hours after meeting with and feeling the wrath of Ganza organizers Michael S. and Corey W., and mere hours before this year's Final Four Extravaganza was to begin, University of Washington athletic director Jen Cohen started things off with a bang by informing Husky basketball coach Lorenzo Romar his services would no longer be needed. Those sounds you are hearing...? A big sigh of relief and a few joyous yelps in Husky Nation tonight!
Although Michael S. and Corey W. deny any undue influence or recent contact with UW administrators by either themselves, any of the Ganza office staff, or Donald Trump's election team (including Paul Manafort, Steve Bannon, Michael Flynn, and a host of others), there is a pending investigation being pushed for by the minority Democratic party in congress.
When asked for further comment, Corey W. had this to say, "I read on the internet that maybe Brandon Roy (Former Husky and NBA great, and current coach of Nathan Hale High School in Seattle (the number one rated high school basketball team in the country) could be next in line to lead the Huskies back to the promise land)). Just saying."
This is Brandon Roy. Hopefully the next Husky Coach.
Lastly, this year's Pick's Page will not be posted until tomorrow, due to staff layoffs and budget cuts.


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