There have been many non-humans who have dared to dream the dream of an Extravaganza title. Unfortunately for poor Murray S., his dream ended today. With South Carolina's victory over Duke, Murray became the first, and only, 'Ganza™ participant to have all four teams eliminated.
But as has become customary for Children and Animals who suffer early exits, Murray S. did not go gently into the night. "I didn't want to take two Catholic schools," said Murray. "In fact, I told my owner, Tim S., 'I don't want these fucking Catholic schools!', of course all he could hear was barking so I guess I can't blame him."
"Fuck Me", sighed Murray.
A total of 12 other participants join Murray S. on the sidelines. Being mathematically eliminated sucks but the maths don't lie: Eliminated: Trevor G, Darrell C, Goose, David G, Seth E, Ed L., Pappy, Michael F, LA Frank G, Mo/Lucas, Murray S., Ellen D, Evan B,
Mail your checks ASAP!
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