Daskull On The Verge Of Victory!

                This is Daskull checking the Ganza website picks page for results. 

In another crazy night of basketball,  eleven more Ganzans were down and out for the year. Add this to four others from the night before, and we now have a cat who could actually take this thing for the first time in our 27 year history! When asked about the significance of such a prospect, Daskull had this to say, "Meow." Upon hearing these comments, Daskull's owner, long time contestant Dawn F. was seen crying tears of both joy and pain in the corner of the room. After composing herself, Dawn spoke up and said, "While it really sticks in my craw that this damn cat has a decent chance to win while I've been playing this fu%#@! thing for decades now and have squat to show for it, I still couldn't be prouder of my little cutie shoo shoo puddie tat. "

This is Fla governor Rick Scott and Ex-NC gov. Pat McCrory. They are assholes.

So, what to look for tomorrow? If South Carolina and North Carolina are victorious, Daskull is the winner. If South Carolina and Kentucky win, Eric S. will be our winner. If Florida and North Carolina win, there will be a 3-way tie between Natalie/Hannah, Andrew C., and Ryder G.. And, if Florida and Kentucky win, there will be a 4-way tie between the three just mentioned and Eric S.. In case of a tie, there will be a tie-breaker involved. When Extravaganza co-founder and committee co-chair Michael S. was reached for comment, he appeared to have that proud father sparkle in his eye, and said, "Despite those bastards passing the bathroom bill in North Carolina and denying millions of North Carolinians and Floridians healthcare by not expanding Medicaid in their states, I've gotta pull for their teams tomorrow. Remember, just like with Jack S. winning two years ago, Natalie/Hannah are still minors. This means if they win, I win! I mean, of course I will buy them an ice cream cone or something, but let's get serious. We're talking big money here!" This reporter then turned to the other Extravaganza co-chair and co-founder Corey W, who had this to say, "I'm sorry, but I gotta go with the cat."

Good luck to the final five (or six).