9 More Go Down As WVU, Ariz, Purdue and Michigan Bite The Dust!

  This is the Xavier Blue Blob and Musketeer throwing one down after the big win.

In a stunning upset Thursday night, the #11 seed Xavier Musketeers finished with a 12-2 run and knocked out the #2 seed Arizona Wildcats, leaving only Gonzaga in their way to get to the Final Four. After the game it was announced that Xavier's Musketeer mascot had been scaring too many of the young children in their fanbase, and that the Blue Blob would be taking over official mascot duties for the remainder of the tournament. The two are shown above having a drink together after the shocking news. Despite news stories surfacing out of the right wing rumor mill about a rift between the two, the Blue Blob told this reporter that he owes his career to the Musketeer's tutelage in his younger days coming up through the mascot minor leagues. 

      This was to be Hannah, Lucy, Anabelle and Natalie's next album cover.

With Purdue biting the dust to top seeded Kansas tonight, Lucy/Anabelle have been knocked out of the 2017 Extravaganza. Throwing a kleenex box and screaming at the top of her lungs before she went to bed crying, Anabelle swore she and Lucy were quitting the band, leaving Natalie/Hannah not only still in the running to win this year's Ganza, but looking for a new bass and guitar player. When contacted for comment, Natalie had this to say, "After our hike and photo shoot at Joshua Tree, I thought we were friends. Now I'm not so sure. Oh well, I heard a rumor Adam Clayton and The Edge might be available, which would be sweet!" 

The following is a list of tonight's big losers. Au revoir, losers!

Michael S., Jack S., Joe K., Jon T., David G., Lucy/Anabelle, Rose F., Dawn F., Prune.