In an incredibly exciting Extravaganza Final, Daskull the Cat became the first non-human being to win the 'Ganza™. The feline overcame a strong showing by Eric S. and many years of cursed prognosticating by her owner, Dawn F.
Dawn F. has participated in the Extravaganza for 2 decades now and until today she has long been known for being the First Person Eliminated thanks in large part to her ludicrous picks. A good example of this is her decision this year to select St. Mary's.
But now she is known for being the First Person Whose Pet Humiliated Her By Winning The Extravaganza Before Her. Yes, it's a mouthful. But, hey, infamy ain't easy.
Daskull was quite pleased with her victory. "I dedicate this victory to Angus the Dog. Angus was a long-time participant who came close to winning but never managed to make it to the mountain top. Of course, a Cat had to achieve what a Dog could not!"
Eric S., who was so close to reaching glory he could almost taste it, did not seem too upset by his defeat. "Money can't buy the day I'm having, " he said.
Alright, everybody. Thanks for participating and to you losers, better luck next year. Send in your checks for $50. Leave the payee blank. Mail to:
Michael Shea
4707 Vantage Ave
Valley Village, Ca. 91607
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