Ok, now that we have that out of the way, Welcome to the 28th Annual Final Four Extravaganza! We here at the Extravaganza Organizing Committee find it remarkable that this is our 28th straight year of hosting this prestigious event. It seems like it was only yesterday that Michael S. won the very first 'Ganza™ by thoroughly humiliating Shelby W. and Corey W. Those were good times indeed. Good times.
Alas, things are not so happy in Ganzaland today. The Washington Huskies have never been worse and since everyone involved in the running of the Ganza™ is an ardent Husky fan things have never been more depressing.
This is a truly awful time for little Hannah S. She's emphatic in her belief that Lorenzo Romar should be shown the door after his 6th straight season of failing to take his team to the NCAA tournament. "I've been waiting my entire life for the Huskies to make the tournament! How much more am I supposed to endure?" asked 5 year old Hannah.
To make matters worse poor Hannah's sister, Natalie S., was seen cavorting over Wendy's burgers with Coach Romar. Upon seeing the evidence of this encounter between Coach Romar and her traitorous sister, poor Hannah sighed and hung her head in shame. "I mean, just look at this sh*t," she said.
All picks need to be in by Wednesday night, March 15th at 9pm or immediately following the last play-in game, whichever is later. Good luck to all!
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