An Easy Dozen Go Down!

Donuts anyone?

After another exciting night of good games, we are finally making some progress in this year's festivities. No less than 12 Ganzans bit the dust tonight when #1 Houston and #3 Creighton went down. Thanks to NC St and Clemson still being alive, a number of Ganzans are still in it, despite only having #3 Illinois, or #1 UConn and #1 Purdue. The current frontrunner is still Hannah S, who could clinch the victory tomorrow if #1 Uconn and #4 Alabama both win their games. Running a close second are Darrell C and David G. With a few games falling their way, they could be crowned champion as well. Most of the other scenarios would be a clusterfuck of potential ties if both NC St and Clemson advance to the Final Four. 

Tonight's loser list includes:

1992 & 2016 champ Ellen D, 1993-1995-2012 champ Corey W, 2022 champ Murray's Ghost, Frank G, Aidan S, Jeff F, 2017 champ Daskell, Dawn F, Pappy, Michael F, 1990 champ Michael S, and 1999-2010-2019 champ Andrew C.

Better luck next year, folks!

This is Katie B & Tommy T looking a bit cozy...

Seen dipping into the sauce and celebrating quite heartily late into the night after Alabama's victory Thursday, speculation has grown that the two genius US Senators could be not only stepping out on their spouses, but with each other(!). What just doesn't make sense in this reporter's mind is how they could possibly breach the holy family values they continually preach. I mean, it's one thing to support a law breaking, sex abusing, democracy destroying, dementia-laden heathen like Donald T, but to actually not be straight up citizens themselves? Is the world turning upside down!?! When reached for comment, Tommy T had this to say, "No comment. I just can't wait for Katie's upcoming community production of 'Our Town' next week in rural Alabama. If it doesn't lead to some Hollywood offers, we'll really know how biased the liberal media is. Other than that, I would like to congratulate the Alabama Supreme Court for outlawing IVF. Next up, birth control! Roll tide."

And, the picks page has been updated!