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This is Kimberly G. 

She feels sick about LA Frank G's fate.

In another day of relatively few upsets, only two Ganzans have so far been knocked out of this year's festivities. The two losers are LA Frank G and Danny M. When reached for comment, LA Frank G had this to say, "Ya know, this is probably the 25th straight year I haven't won this damn thing, and I ain't gonna lie, it hurts. I just can't help picking Tennessee year after year, and usually that loyalty to the Vols is what screws me. Well, this year they are the only one of my teams to make it to the Sweet 16. Go figure. Fuckin' Auburn, Baylor and Kentucky. And to make things even worse, that little shit Ryder G is still in it. Now I'm gonna have to listen to him taunting me about this for the rest of the year." We here at the Ganza feel you, Mr G, we feel you.

This is Donald T. He shit his pants.

In other sporting news from earlier today, a certain stable genius, before claiming to have won two simultaneous club championships (senior and regular - at one of his own clubs), was escorted off the golf course after an emergency boom boom he wasn't expecting (see photo above). No worries though, another pair of pants was located for him to wear to the awards ceremony.

Stay tuned for next week's Sweet 16 and Elite 8 games. Things could go fast, and severe carnage will surely ensue.