Ducks go down...AGAIN!! 

(but not to Washington this time)

This is a Duck player. He is a loser, just like Bo Nix.

This is Michael Penix. He is a winner.

After Oregon got twice humiliated this past football season by the Washington Huskies, they have now been put in their place in March Madness as well. This time by Creighton, who outscored the lowly Ducks by a 15-2 margin in the second overtime. Ouch. As it turns out, three Ganzans were foolish enough to take Oregon this year. The first two, Susan K and Rose F, we can let off the hook and assume innocent ignorance. The third was unbelievably Ganza Co-founder Michael S, who should've known better. No excuses. In fact, we here at the Ganza are not the only ones let down and disillusioned by this betrayal. As we print, charges are being brought by none other than Marge TG in Congress to relieve said co-founder of his duties. When reached for comment, Marge TG had this to say, "I filed a motion to vacate today. Never have I seen a bigger betrayal of this country than a tried and true lifetime Husky fan taking Oregon in the Ganza. I realize this will throw the House and the Ganza Organizing Committee into chaos, but I had no choice. And, teaching CRT in our schools is child abuse!"

This is Marge TG. She is an intelligent patriot.

BTW, no Ganzans have yet been eliminated. Check back tomorrow.