We Have A WINNER!!
This is 9-year old Jack S.. He is a two time Ganza Champion.
For the second time in 9 years, young Jack S has taken us all to woodshed. The Ganza prodigy picked both UConn and UCSD to clinch the victory. When asked for comment, Jack S had this to say, "Well, if I know my dad (Extravaganza co-founder Michael S), he'll probably claim credit for making my picks. And just like he did last time, when I was a 1-year old victor, he'll also try to pull rank and keep the money, since I'm not 18 yet. Sorry, old man, not happening this time. I mean, you picked Baylor and Kansas. Need I say more?"
This is Kevin M. He is a tool.
Kevin M was spotted in the audience at the SDSU-Creighton game, and was a little relieved afterwards when informed one of his Californian constituents just won the Ganza. "I'm just glad that Oregonian Goose or Dave B (wherever the hell he's from) didn't win. Do you think Jack S might want to donate money to me and my campaign? If so, whatever he wants, I'm in. New baseball jerseys at taxpayer expense? No problem. Ice cream for breakfast everyday? Sure, we'll cancel Social Security and get it done. An automatic weapon? Done, no questions asked. No more Obamacare? Already working on it. Remember, I fight for the little guy every day."
Thanks to everyone for playing this year, it's been fun.
For the few of you who haven't paid yet, please do so right away.
Cheers


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