Down Go Tenn & UCLA. Down Go 9 Ganzans.

This is Julian S hitting the winning shot for Gonzaga over UCLA

As four teams moved on to the Elite 8, including #9 seed FAU (who nobody chose), 9 Ganzans bit the dust Thursday night. No longer joining the fun: Michael S, Ellen D, Evan B, Josh G, Ed L, Tim S, Maureen S, Danny M, and Prune. When asked what happened, Josh G had this to say, "Well, this isn't what they were saying would happen on Fox News, so I'm a little at a loss. I mean they said Arizona, Tennessee, and Kansas would all make it. I know they also said the election was stolen, Covid was a hoax, Trump was the second coming, and the woke mob are out to get us, but I really believed them. And what about Rose F still being in this thing? This is insane! My world is coming apart!!" Sorry Josh G, maybe next year. 

This is a perplexed Tucker C. He is an asshole

Above is a picture of Tucker C after recordings were released in court of him calling his viewers suckers, saying he hated Trump, that he knew the election wasn't stolen, and that he knowingly misled his viewers about this year's March Madness predictions. May he rot in hell.

When reached for comment, Mr C had this to say, "I draw the line at honesty. I have no time for political hacks who say things they don't believe because they get paid to. I mean, white men are the real victims here. And now, woke M&Ms have returned! The green M&M got her boots back, but apparently is now a lesbian, maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese purple M&M, so we're gonna cover that, of course... because that's what we do. Why can't America just be more like Russia, Hungary, or some other dictator's Shangri-La?"