This is Lisa L. and Jack S. in happier times
The 26th Annual Final Four Extravaganza was barely a few hours old before Scandal had once again reared it's ugly head. Jack S., the 2014 'Ganza Champion, accused his Mother, Lisa L. of destroying his chances of being the only 2-time champion under the age of 3.
"Look, I love her and everything but right now I'm pretty fucking pissed off," said the toddler. Jack S. claims that his pick from the West Region was Duke and not Baylor as was assigned to him. He blames a mis-transcription by Lisa L., Extravaganza Administrator. "Man, I picked Duke. That woman screwed it up, plain and simple. Check the timestamp of my father's email with my picks on it," Jack S. howled. As proof he submitted this screen grab.
When reached for comment Lisa L. had this to say, "Is it possible I made a mistake in posting Jack's picks to the website? Sure. But I had worked a long day and I had a freaking migraine while I was posting everyone's picks. You all are lucky you have any picks to look at period," Lisa S. said. "As for that little shit, he should be grateful. I brought him into this world, god damn it!"
Michael S., Extravaganza Co-Founder refused comment but was heard to mutter as he hurried away from reporters, "If you think I'm commenting on this you're out of your fucking minds."
While no conclusions as to guilt can be drawn two things have become exceedingly apparent. Jack S. has been screwed and the S.-L. family is filled with foul-mouthed people.
Now, to other news:
Baylor, Seton Hall, Purdue and Arizona all lost, hurting quite a few Ganzans and leaving Lucy/Annabelle as all but eliminated. The girls are left with only 2 number 1 seeds, a disastrous position to be in after only one day. Newcomer Kells W. is also down to 2 teams, leaving him in a terrible predicament. He has some hope though as his remaining teams are Butler and Kentucky.
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