BYE BYE!

This is Andrew C.. He is a gracious loser... and a failure.

The last two days have seen the demise of 12 (actually 11) Ganzans. Warren W., Tracy W., Jon T., Andrew C., Frank G., David G., Eric S., Pappy*, Will L., Murray S., Ryder G., Dawn F., Daskull, and David D.* have been officially eliminated. While the damage could have been much worse were it not for Notre Dame winning yet again(!), there was one contestant who took it in stride. Andrew C. . Following Iowa State's drubbing by number 1 seed Virginia, which eliminated him, Mr. C took solace in the fact that his team tried hard. "I feel really good about tonight, despite the loss. They just really outplayed us." he said, followed by, "I just hope somebody who is a good person wins this year. That's all I could ever really ask for." Upon hearing these comments, Extravaganza co-founder Corey W. had this to say, "Whatever." 

In other news, Ganza IT person Lisa L. made yet another error on the Picks Page. It turns out David D. and Pappy are the same person. When contacted for comment about this debacle,  Michael S. had this to say, "Whatever."  Then, after a moment of reflection he added, "We may have to seriously consider firing her. I'm sure that'll go over well on the home front. At least Jack will be happy." 

It was later learned the Extravaganza Organizing Committee had hired NFL commissioner Roger Goodall in an advisory capacity, and that an investigation is pending.