Holy cow! It just continues!

Pictured above, the pope displays his basketball skills

Thanks to Notre Dame still being alive, very few have yet to be officially knocked out of this year's festivities. Only last year's champ Jack S. (who is still swearing about his mom screwing him), his mom Lisa L. (who Jack is very happy to see has joined him), Evan B., the first David G., and Kells W. are officially out. When asked for comment about their still being alive with only one number one seed left, Both Ed L. and Kevin O. praised the pontiff and their good fortune, "Never again will we question that there is indeed a force greater than us all. We both plan to join our local catholic dioceses as soon as a champion is crowned. Praise be to God!"

Lucy/Anabelle - A Premature Celebration? 

In other news, Lucy/Anabelle were photographed celebrating the fact they too are still in it, despite only having a couple number one seeds left. "We don't care." they said. "Our dad told us we were out of it on day one after Purdue and Arizona got knocked out." They then continued, " Sorry dad, read'em and weep! We're still just as in it as you. Now please stop telling us what to do all the time." When asked his comment, their dad (Corey W.) said, "What are you gonna do? I actually hope they win. Their birthdays are coming up, and well, those ponies they've been asking for don't come cheap!."
Looking ahead to next week, if or when Notre Dame finally does lose, major carnage will follow.  Stay tuned... AND, send in your checks.