Ted L & Ned F
'It's a Miracle!.' - 'You just never know.' - I can't believe it!' - Oh my!' - 'For the love of...'
These were just some of the comments heard when two strangers who claimed to be brothers poked their noses through the Ganza Organizing Committee's doors this week, asking to participate. While theoretically being all for it, the committee had to turn down their request, as they had no money. When asked for comment, Co-chair Michael S had this to say, 'Super duper nice guys, they were. That said, we have stragglers wondering in off the street all the time, and despite their great positive attitudes, we just couldn't do it. It really comes down to the almighty dollar.'
This is Flo W. At 97, she is the oldest Ganza participant... ever
In other news, as the games began Friday, Flo W poured herself a martini, sat back in her chair, and kicked her feet up ready to watch. Next thing you know, she was popping off, 'After almost 30 years playing, if I don't win this damn thing this year, it's rigged. I've got Giuliani waiting in the wings to take up my case. We'll be filing suits in states all across this union. Just you wait.'
While we here at the Extravaganza don't look forward to being dragged into a bunch of frivolous lawsuits, we do wish her luck.
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