After an extremely negative, morose, and frankly discouraging post three days ago, the Extravaganza Organizing Committee immediately issued a stern warning to co-founder Michael S.. The leaked internal memo gave Michael S. a brief paid leave while declaring that further deliberation was needed to determine the full extent of any potential consequences. When contacted about said memo, Michael S. had this to say; "What, me worry? The Washington Huskies just destroyed one of the hottest teams coming into the NCAA tournament. Woohoo! Bow down to Washington, da, da, da, da!" When further prompted, he replied, "This means we're going all the way, baby!"
This is Michael S. in Hawaii on his paid leave
We all wish Michael S. a speedy return to his duties at the Extravaganza home offices, and hope he finds his happy place as soon as possible.
...Oh yeah, and a few teams got crossed off the list, but no huge upsets or Ganza eliminations yet.
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