Sunday, March 11, 2018

Welcome Back My Friends...

                                                     ...To The Show That Never Ends!

This is Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir. After a beyond successful run hosting the Winter Olympics figure skating events in Pyeongchang on NBC, they have accepted an offer to host the 29th Annual Final Four Extravaganza on some obscure cable channel. Wait, huh? Anyway, when contacted for comment about this exciting news, Johnny Weir had this to say, "Tara and I just feel so incredibly grateful to the Extravaganza Organizing Committee for this chance to really expand our audience and further our careers on the world stage." Later, Extravaganza co-founders Michael S. and Corey W. described the crazy scene that broke out at the Extravaganza home office when the news of Weir and Lipinski joining the team was officially confirmed. "We couldn't believe it. Some of you may remember long time participant Jon T... Well, he was visiting us at the time, and practically before the words finished coming out of our mouths, he was running around the office in a leotard excitedly screeching, "Oh my god, this is so exciting! And they're still trying to get Adam Rippon too, which would really give us the trifecta. This is just a dream come true!" When then asked if this Adam Rippon rumor was true, they both then responded simultaneously with, "No comment."
                                                             This is Zoe.
After hearing about last year's incredible run of the table by Daskull the cat, Lucy & Anabelle's cat Zoe expressed interest in getting in on some of that action. When asked what she would do with the money if she were fortunate enough to extend the current feline winning streak, young Zoe jumped into a box. We can only assume this means she would buy more boxes.
Oh yeah, and get your picks in by 9:00pm Wednesday night March 14 or immediately following the last play-in game, whichever is later. Good luck to all!

1 comment:

Blue Team said...

What is a Lipscomb?