This is Ed L.. He is the 2015 Extravaganza Champion
In an exciting finish to this year's festivities, Michigan State's overtime victory over Louisville clinched the crown for Ed L. (seen above with one of his many grandkids not named Jack S.). Ed L. chose three of the final four teams, including 7th seeded Michigan State for a whopping total of 7 points in this year's contest, narrowly outscoring Goose, Jack S., Adam S., Eric S., Corey W., and Flo W., who all had 6.5 points and another year of misery. When asked what he was going to do with the prize money, Ed L. replied,"I will selflessly give this blessing of unforeseen cash that has rained down upon me to my grandchildren, errrr, at least most of them anyway. I hereby declare that Jack S. will not get one penny of this. That little guy has been such a pain in my neck, endlessly giving me shit about his victory last year, that I vow to buy every kid in sight an ice cream cone, except him, every time I see him this coming year. That'll teach him to mess with me." When asked for his thoughts about this, Michael S. (Jack S.'s dad and Extravaganza co-founder and co-chair) had this to say,"I have long looked to Ed L. for family and fatherly advice, and appreciate him helping us put that little guy in his place."
This is Daskull
In other news, Daskull (seen above), was in such shock after a Louisville player missed a free throw with 4.9 seconds left in regulation to potentially win the game, that she didn't even notice her mom (Dawn F.) putting on that set of ears. Poor cat. Daskull goes from possibly being the first cat in history to win the Extravaganza, to the utter humiliation of wearing Michigan State colored bunny ears. Better luck next year Daskull.
Finally, the last order of business for this year's participants will be to please mail in your checks (with the payee left blank) as soon as possible to:
Corey Waggoner
PO Box 162
Mercer Island, WA 98040
Note: This is a different address than recent years when Michael S. was collecting checks. Michael S. is currently out of the country, and out of touch with reality, so there has been a change to our regular procedures. Thank you for your patience.


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