Friday, March 25, 2022

 8 more down, 7 left!!

This is Marge TG and Lauren B. Enough said.

In yet another night of upsets, UCLA and Purdue both went down, taking 7 more Ganzans with them, and diminishing the chances of numerous others. The night's losers included Dawn F, 3-time past champ Ed L, Rose F, Pappy, 1992 champ Ellen D, Gary C, Frank G, and the Shea kids. Immediately after the last game, Marge TG was heard on Fox so-called News saying, 'St Peter's beating Purdue is great and all, but it's nothing compared to all those January 6 patriots being persecuted as illegal prisoners of war. Where are Antifa and the BLM rioters? They're sitting home getting paid to be lazy by the same government taking away our liberty by making us wear masks!' This was followed by Lauren B joining the conversation, 'What, North Carolina beat UCLA? I'd just like to say, as allergy season gets underway, I encourage everyone to take their allergy medicines so my allergy medicines can work. You know, it doesn't work unless everyone takes it.'

This is St Peter's. The are a 15 seed, and in the Elite Eight.

Of the remaining 7 Ganzans in the running, four (Ryan F, Prune, 3-time champ Andrew C, and Goose) have #5 seed Houston, two (G family comrades Frank and Ryder) have #4 seed Arkansas, and Murray has two #2 seeds left. If #5 Houston beats #2 Villanova we will potentially have a four way tie, UNLESS #2 Duke also beats #4 Arkansas, in which case Goose will be this year's champ. If Arkansas wins and Houston loses, LA Frank G and Ryder G will tie, and a Family Feud playoff will have to determine the 2022 champion. Finally, if both Houston and Arkansas lose, Murray the dog will prevail. 

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