Friday, March 22, 2013

      March Madness kicks off with Major Carnage!

Above are ganza co-chairs Corey W and Michael S watching Wisconsin and Kansas State go down in flames, giving Gonzaga a virtual cakewalk to the Elite 8.

While nobody is yet eliminated from this year's Final Four Extravaganza, the weekend got started off with a few damaging blows. Combining #2Georgetown and #3New Mexico's losses, approximately 20 ganzans had a team dropped from contention. Add to that #4Kansas State, #5Wisconsin, and #5Oklahoma State losing, and there was actually quite a bit of slashing going on. Four Ganzans (Dawn F, Ellen D, Adam S, and Kristin S) have only two teams left, with Ellen D and Kristin S's chances looking somewhat dire. That said, miracles can happen... although in this case, they probably won't. Sorry Ellen D and Kristin S.


This is Paul Ryan and Scott Walker. They and Wisconsin are losers. When reached for comment, they released a joint statement saying, "If it wasn't for Obamacare and those damned union workers, we'd still be in this thing!"


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