Sunday, March 18, 2012

2 out! 8 more on the rocks.



This is Anabelle and Lucy. They are stunned and disgusted. They just heard they and their aunt Tracy W. (a finalist in last year's festivities) were the only two entrants completely eliminated from the 2012 Extravaganza after the first weekend. When asked for comment, Anabelle, one of the youngest entrants in this year's ganza, replied "This is bullshit. First my dad forced us to take Duke, who I hate. Then our other three teams just crapped out on us. Lame!" Meanwhile her sister Lucy ran to the other corner of the playground balling her eyes out. A passerby claimed to hear her muttering something about revenge for being forced to spend all the money in her piggy bank to enter this stupid final four pool.

In other news, six contestants have all four of their teams left while eight others have only two or three number 1 seeds left. None of the eight were mathematically eliminated due to all the unclaimed lower seeded teams making it to the Sweet Sixteen, making for a very exciting next round.

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