In an extraordinary display of ineptitude, Jon T. is believed to be the first contestant to ever have all four teams go down in flames on opening weekend. While Jon was not the only one eliminated today (Sorry, Charlie F.), he was reported to have been roaming the streets of Seattle looking for someone to lay some hurt on.
-------------------------------This is Jon T. in happier times.-----------------------------
When asked for comment, Jon T. simply said, 'First one eliminated. Disgusted.' After gathering himself further, he added, 'Really, I'm just grateful to god for giving me the chance to compete in this year's ganza, and I'm looking forward to next year and doing the best I can. Thanks Mike and Corey. I love you guys.'
Don't feel bad Jon, many others are on the brink of mathematical elimination with only one team left. For those of you slashing teams from the list, today's losers included Syracuse, Notre Dame, Texas and Purdue.
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